Whoa… I think my laundry’s done.
Sometimes I look at people and think, “They’re making poo right now.”
"If you can watch all of Amy Poehler’s speech at the 2013 Variety Power of Women event without getting choked up, go ahead and call a coroner, because you are in all likelihood deceased." - Margaret Lyons
This might be my favorite favorite…
Source: The Huffington Post
Sometimes I take a while to say things. I’m not ignoring you. It’s not that I have nothing to say. I’m not scrambling to fill the silence. I have a clear thought that I’d like to express and I just want to make sure I don’t mess it up.